Prepare yourselves, peasants! The belligerent ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a fancy suit. Gone are the days of relaxing his mire; Shrek has conquered the corporate world. He's the CEO of Ever After Inc., ruthlessly crushing dreams. His loyal sidekick Donkey has become his head of acquisitions, and Puss in Boots? H

Well, it all started because I was just a regular ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one th

Man, this gig really wastes. I'm so dead I could just lay down. All I wanna do is drink some coffee and stare at the internet for eternity. But first, gotta upload a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the struggle. Life is a real circus, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all